Joel: Just a sec just a sec
Joel: Let me find a gif
Joel: 
boyfriend: “fuck that ho.”
=)
I have never had sex for money.
therefore, am not a hooker.
thanks for that, friend-type.
I will buy you a fucking sex book for your bridal shower just to prove I’m not the weird one here. but I will not pay full price for something you will never use. I will, however, pay a few bucks to make a point.
someone punch me, I’m feeling morally superior.
friend is getting all snarky at me because after she listed off all the things she’s not going to do in her married-life-bedroom, I made a remark about vanilla sex.
this makes no sense.