- aries: you beautiful spinster
- taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
- gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
- cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
- leo: beautiful unicorn nurse
- virgo: you devious bastard
- libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
- scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
- sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
- capricorn: you tricky minx
- aquarius: you perfect sunflower
- pisces: you beautiful tropical fish
When I’m trying to explain the wonder that is Leslie Knope to nonbelievers, I often find myself at a loss for words. But not anymore. Henceforth and forevermore, Leslie Knope is a woman so flawless that she made Batman cry.
Heather Hogan, “Gay Girl’s Goggles: “Parks and Recreation” SnapCap (4.04)” October 14th, 2011 (via diaphenia)
my boyfriend just started watching Parks & Rec with me recently, and although he vehemently dislikes Amy Poehler, he can’t help but really like Leslie Knope.