me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
being an adult is mumbling aloud to yourself the plot of your story to sort out the details as you walk back from the gas station with candy and chips
