following up on that family rant, there is also a Dark Secret about one of my cousins that we just……pretend never happened while we harp on how I lived with my husband for two years before we got married or how I marred my body with tattoos. BOY HOWDY
my cousins are all….like…modelling now? which is SO IRONIC because my aunt is the human being most likely to disapprove with a severe schoolteacher glower when you do Things that are Unclean in the Sight of the Lord…..like showing your midriff. guess whose entire brood now shows their midriffs?! and I’m still the rebellious child/black sheep??!?!!?