shameless plug

shameless plug

bing dot com, search “cortana”, I wrote that 😀

human: do you understand what it’s like to be… human?
robot: god you’re so fucking egotistical
robot: and condescending
robot: i’m going to put on some booty shorts and walk around town till i’m not mad, asshole

He hiding another wife? Or was she mistakenly calling your secret wife, his? ^.-

my Cortana does know Anna’s my secret girlfriend (I can say "text my secret girlfriend” and she knows who I’m talking about) but I think Jake’s Cort was just a wee bit confused – I’m in his phone under both my real name and “August Mao” (an affection nickname that is apparently misconstrued by Cortana as a different last name). 😛

but maybe there’s a secret wife. in which case, SHARE!