What does it say about me that I saw sperm?
oh Joel
I was a little disappointed to find this was the only post in the “my life is ridiculous(ly awesome)” tag.
The only acceptable context for that tag is when discussing gingerhaze’s artwork.
okay. yes. that’s fair. because chicken legs.
WHY DON’T YOU CARE ABOUT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES AND FETISHES‽ For reals though, good luck! Sending you happy, successful thoughts.
because Joel that’s just tooooooo much judgment for one person
wink wink
just kidding, you know how I feel about these things. probably too well.
*eats the happy thoughts*
nom. tastes like hope.
EDIT: AND OH MY GOD YOU USED AN INTERROBANG <3
cincodenada replied to your photoset
Isn’t this from Sonnie Sarko, or whatever the sister sequel was?
lawl. S. Darko? and nope, I’m 99% sure that’s the one and only double D.
Anna plays Portal
Stage 17:
“The companion cube is going to talk to me?”
“I love you, companion cube!”
Stage 18:
“But I need a block, which means I’m going to have to go fuck around with the asshole robots to get the block, doesn’t it?”
On discovering she can take out turrets with the glowy balls: “Okay, we’re in business now.”
“It killed me and took my cube!”
“This is the worst game.”
“Where am I? Am I even standing on anything? What’s going on?”
After completing the robot room: “Please be the end of the level…”
Immediately following, to me: “I don’t like you because you’re laughing evilly.”
“Ah, fuckin’ a, there’s a damn radio down there.”
DAMN YOU AUGUST! I do appreciate the shout-out though, and also the blogginaugust domain. So, I don’t completely hate you.
you always get a shout-out on these things. it’s your destiny.
Would you not have been disappointed in me if I hadn’t asked? Really.
shhhhhhh. I would’ve been disappointed if someone hadn’t asked. and yeah okay fine if it hadn’t been you I would have been like “awww, Joel, you’re really gonna pass up that opportunity?!”
But how many of them *are* sex positions? 😉
ZERO. there were general sexy terms but nothing that specific. SO THERE.