WAIT YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO SEATTLE WHAT IS THIS
TINY FUZZY HAIR IS THE BEST. You want to touch it all the time and YOU CAN because it’s YOURS. Also, snow on bald head is the greatest.
I ALREADY AM because it’s short and oh man it’s like having a Koosh ball on my head.
Except it starts with “ass”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE EYE PUPILS ARE THEY DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL PUPILS AND WHY DOES CONGRESS HAVE THEM
HAHAHAHA I GUESS REGULAR PUPILS ARE TOO PLEBIAN FOR CONGRESS OKAY
JOEL HAPPY BIRTHDAY
may this year bring you an extra large dose of progress.
JOELBAMA
oh man during the 2008 run we had so many good Joelbama references. all the damn time.
Joel, every time I watch Obama speak, just…whoever is puppeting the strings of his face must be the same puppeteer you have because he does everything like you. he says “aaaaaand” like you. he skeptical-faces like you. JOELBAMA 4 LYFE
For the first like five times I parsed “SO" as “significant other" and had a really hard time figuring out this sentence.
I apologize to/for your internet’d brain. 🙁
WHY DOES THE MERMAID’S BOYFRIEND HAVE SO MANY TINY MUSCLES
he cast a spell of TINY MUSCLES
and it was SUPER EFFECTIVE
the BEST of times. did Joel tell you about how I made him watch the first episode with me? he loved it. new favorite show.
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