crow: **swoops past car window**
me: wow. birds are so crazy. how do they…calculate all those vectors…
Jake: they don’t…….
me: …
Jake: they wing it.
me: ………..
sun: makes the slightest show of light around the horizon
every bird, ever: THE GLOWING HATE ORB HAS SHOWN ITS FACE, IT IS TIME TO SCREAM
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