I went off on one of those “what’s that song called” research jags and dug up something from the past that was a very VERY integral part of my childhood:
everyone has their bird friend. like their friend who no matter what is a bird person. they’re among the most valuable.
If your vm message includes the names of all your birds I think you have to allow for the fact that about 97% of your messages are going to begin with a quietly whispered “jesus christ”
