I just tried to text a female friend “I was thinking we’d meet” but my phone was all nah man and said “I was thinking wedding’ instead.
trying to write sor-Play, which in and of itself is strange enough, but at least explained in a long and disorderly fashion as: “from a science fiction/fantasy/erotica writer’s head”, but!!! autocorrect tried instead to correct it to “sod-play”, which
while naively attractive if meaning “rolling down freshly-mown hills, engaged in coitus”, doubtless does not mean that, and thus
is mighty intriguing
rallying cry of Apple-autocorrect-using erotica writers everywhere: clit not clot