Let’s play Burn Read Rewrite.
It’s like Kill Fuck Marry, but with books.
Put three books in my ask.
Star Trek: TNG?
- The first character I fell in love with: Data, of course.
- The character who is my ‘baby’: Data also.
- The character who I do not understand: Troi. she’s a ninny.
- The character that I think the show ruined: shut up, Wesley. I feel bad for the kids who wanted a role model who went to space and got the writers’ portrayal of Wesley.
- The most attractive male and female character: honestly this cast didn’t really get me goin’.
- The character death that was the worst for me: uhhh…I wasn’t too affected by the deaths in TNG, heh.
- The character that is the most like me: Data, because know-it-all.
- The character I think the writer(s) love: Picard. I mean, imagine anything you put on the page being spoken in Stewart’s voice…
- The character that I just want to be happy: Picard ;_;
- My four favorite characters, past or present: Data, Picard, O’Brien, fuckin’ Q.
- My four least favorite characters, past or present: Troi, Wesley, Tasha, Riker.
Send me a show and I’ll tell you…
- The first character I fell in love with:
- The character who is my ‘baby’:
- The character who I do not understand:
- The character that I think the show ruined:
- The most attractive male and female character:
- The character death that was the worst for me:
- The character that is the most like me:
- The character I think the writer(s) love:
- The character that I just want to be happy:
- My four favorite characters, past or present:
- My four least favorite characters, past or present:
HEY
1. First impression/current impression: Shy, sweet, a little too “SPU” to be my real friend.
2. Truth is: WOW was I wrong. Smart, shy, sweet, funny, appropriately raunchy, kind, and enthusiastic.
3. How old do you look: early 20s.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: no. not even one time. nope.
5. Have you ever made me mad: all the time, obbbviously.
6. Best feature: smile. eee. um also your desire to understand.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: huge one. still goin’.
8. You’re my: secret girlfriend.
9. Name in my phone: Annabee.
10. Should you post this too? I selfishly want you to do one for me.
Hay gurrrl, hay!
1. First impression/current impression: Look at that curly-haired weirdo sitting in Gwinn.
2. Truth is: Curly-haired weirdo with a heart o’ gold.
3. How old do you look: Ehhh, twenties. Undetermined. Pretty ageless.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: All the damn time.
5. Have you ever made me mad: Nah, brah.
6. Best feature: Dat hair. Also, ability to turn any situation around stat, no matter the awkward or angry.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: A little bit. Shhhh.
8. You’re my: Last female SPUdent friend who’s my same age. (Anna, you don’t count because we only re-friended each other post-SPU.)
9. Name in my phone: Amy [last name redacted]
10. Should you post this too? Why the hell not?
Yo!
1. First impression/current impression: Uhhhhh, I totes thought Tibs was a woman. XD
2. Truth is: One of the best fathers I know, as well as one of the most thoughtful people.
3. How old do you look: Early-mid-twenties.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: Ahahaha only all the time.
5. Have you ever made me mad: I think once I got a little bit irritated with the side you came down on some issue, but the issue wasn’t that important to me. I don’t recall what it was – clearly SOOOO important. 😉
6. Best feature: Incredibly capacity for understanding and comfort.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: I don’t think so? But I crushed a lil on all the Redwall kids at some point.
8. You’re my: Distant listening ear and pretty much the friend who was there when I needed friends the very most. <3
9. Name in my phone: “Thomas and Sara [last name redacted]”
10. Should you post this too? Already did.
this is actually really fun go
Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:
1. First impression/current impression:
2. Truth is:
3. How old do you look:
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad:
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?
Doctor/Rose & Dean Pelton/Jeff
Doctor/Rose
- Rose shops for groceries. She’s way too excited by the fruit markets on Dioscuros.
- Rose kills the spiders. The Doctor can’t stomach it.
- The Doctor comes home drunk at 3am, chirruping about the important strangers he’s met.
- Rose makes breakfast. She insists.
- Rose remembers to feed the fish. She named them Jack and Bo.
- The Doctor decorates the apartment, on Rose’s request, because she wants it to feel like his home too.
- Rose initiates duets. The Doctor, however, finishes them.
- Rose falls asleep first. The Doctor can’t sleep until he hears her peaceful breathing.
Dean Pelton/Jeff
- The Dean shops for groceries, but Jeff makes him a list.
- Jeff kills the spiders. The Dean things it’s adorable.
- Jeffcomes home drunk at 3am on the rare occasions he can sneak away with the gang without detection.
- The Dean makes breakfast. He then brings a steaming plateful into the bedroom and holds it under Jeff’s perky little nose until he wakes up.
- Jeff remembers to feed the fish, but only because they were a gift from Britta (after she adopted them and then a certain one-eyed cat knocked them over).
- The Dean decorates the apartment. Jeff shudders to think of it.
- The Dean DEFINITELY initiates duets.
- The Dean falls asleep first, head on Jeff’s shoulder, and Jeff just sighs and channel surfs until he outlasts his insomnia.
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- shops for groceries
- kills the spiders
- comes home drunk at 3am
- makes breakfast
- remembers to feed the fish
- decorates the apartment
- initiates duets
- falls asleep first
Britta Perry.
somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY
can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me (in that life where I didn’t have a purpose from age 5)
would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady boyfriend/ girlfriend | neither | i don’t know
