turns out everyone wants to hug me?
little victories.
a crow swooped right in front of us across the road today and Jake shouted “NO! I DON’T WANT TO HIT A CROW!” and I could just hear the crow bobbing around breathing hard all like AHAHAHAAAAAAAAA! FFFFFFFUCK! MARTY! MARTY DID YOU SEE THAT?! THAT WAS SO DAMN CLOSE!! AHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAAA! WOOOOOOO! THAT WAS BAAAADAAAAASS!
moment of silence for all the gay moments you had before you knew you were gay
I’m getting snarlier in my old age. in other news, apparently two people with much higher titles than mine spent the morning having an August love fest. A++++