zerotheduke:

fortzancudo:

when i die, have bethesda lower my coffin into the ground so they can let me down one more time

-coffin begins rattling loudly- -corpse hand glitches through the lid of the coffin- -noise never stops-

okay so how do I prevent myself from falling in love with my own characters because this…this is a problem

I have seriously never seen the crows this ANGRY before!!! and I’m not the only one, apparently it’s everywhere in the region. I mean, I’m not saying, I’m just saying, the crows respond to my mood…

I just re-read something I wrote about two months ago that perfectly captured a moment that happened to me and someone yesterday and it was really resonant and I guess that’s what my coworker meant when he came in to my office the other day and called me a fortune teller.

theoldaeroplane:

what is this file? why do i have a file called shopping.txt that is nothing but 1387 periods

just now I typed “a silent firer” and I meant “fire” I think it’s okay