consider this an indication that I am still low-key mad about it, one year later

four years is an awfully long game but I think I’m winning

icel:

veltish:

Without corporate blogs none of you would know when to stop running memes into the ground

corporate blogs

are the meme carnivores that keep the population in check. a detestable yet essential part of the meme ecosystem

half my graduating class in 2009: we can’t wait to become parents. spawning is our goal in life. we can’t wait for our lives to be about nothing but small versions of us.
the same people in 2017: hey look at this exercise class that is literally just parents taking a nap, does it come with free childcare????????? take my brat pls……