draninking it eagerly. too eagerly
this butterscotch candy tastes like cloves???????
1398 tonight
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
Real talk
Oh, hello. GPOY.
woooohoooooooooooo
today’s editorial meeting included a plethora of fantastic quotes
“sounds like the complicated European eighth dwarf…Humbly-Brightly.”
“it’s girl stuff! put it in angle brackets so it can’t hurt anyone!”
“did I just reveal a card there? …I LOVE APPLEJACK.”
“‘go fuck yourself’ isn’t in the playbook?”