640, so far
kat, to me: “wordstar. is that warrior cats”
“no its a fucking program”
WARRIOR. CATS. OH.
You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.
okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.“Are you serious right now, Dad?”
“No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius.”
we take turns dealing with the spiders. we are a Very Equitable Marriage
p.s. 734 tonight
I’m stuck with these rotters now. these characters. they’re so good/awful. I love them all so disgustingly, ugh