“if you don’t do demographics, demographics will do you”

accidentally typed “what is Office265”

well kids, we don’t talk about your cousin

I can’t believe that for work I’m browsing an article called “Hottest Soccer Players of the 2014 World Cup.” did I mention it was linked from Jezebel. did I mention I hate the internet some days

in “Farmer Koby” we KNOW the depth of Koby’s adoration station

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

D gave me a fountain pen as a “thank you for being my teammate” gift and I’m crying I’ve never had a fountain pen before this is the most beautiful little pen asdfghjkl

The  New Yorker Stories You Should Read Before the Paywall Goes Up

The  New Yorker Stories You Should Read Before the Paywall Goes Up