orientation: sexual tension with everyone
I keep one-upping myself for “best phrase written in a professional email.” today’s: “when can I come fetch my square little starlets?”
If they didn’t put it on the list…….they get no ponies. Them’s the rules.
The Pony Denier
so many coworkers in one room. such fond!!!!!
head of the entire writerly department loves one of my favorite Cortana lines I’ve written ^______^