HEY NICE JACKET
HEY THANK YOU FOR FINDING THAT NICE JACKET
MBTI: What makes them tick?
(i.e. how to
manipulateappeal to each type)xNTP – play their curiosity
xNTJ – do something inefficiently (they will take over and do everything instead of you)
xSTP – a well-placed dare
xSFP – play prince charming/damsel in distress
xSTJ – play the naive student (give them something to preach you about)
xSFJ – a guilt trip
xNFJ – a chance to reform you (show them your traumatic childhood issues)
xNFP – make them feel you’re the only one who understands their uniqueness
looking up funny animal facts like
“oh god. oh god. I’m not gonna make this deadline. I can’t file all my octopus reports in time. nnnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOO” *eats arms*
uh-oh, Xbox Music recommended me a thing: Hozier. OH. catering to my Irish thing