Jake is playing Chivalry with Vanilla Ice and Stonewall Jackson.

I just tried to text a female friend “I was thinking we’d meet” but my phone was all nah man and said “I was thinking wedding’ instead.

okay. I need a name for the fictional company that will inevitably bridge between my real company and my universe company. nano something, maybe. Nanosys. or something like it. if you have a better suggestion for Rapture Synaptics+my company, gimme gimme.