eudaemaniacal:

i excitedly lean over my girlfriends shoulder as she is brushing her teeth and inform her “hey! you can get an eel for thirteen bucks”

she says

“ok. thats a pretty good price for an eel”

p.s. just sent The Just City to my Kindle!!!!

remember that one time, M called me out…………

truly, I say unto you, little brings me more pleasure than logging on to site tumblr dot com to find out M called me gay

boss was like “man wish (our Canadian) was driving the meeting today so we could fry him again” and C goes “yeah. Canadian bacon”