burdge:

gemdoyle:

a scene that really bothers me in HBP is when Ginny feeds Harry that pie thing and she is like “don’t you trust me?” and then just feeds it to him all nicely 

because I honestly believe that book!Ginny would have said “don’t you trust me?” and then she would proceed to shove the pie in his face and then say “your mistake!” and just like run away laughing her head off and Harry would just be sitting there with pie stuck to his face and a small grin thinking ‘wow this girl is perfect’

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forgive me

apparently I’m starting every post today with apparently

apparently my overzealous auto-correct couldn’t handle my mistype of “Huzzah!” and when it saw “Buzzah!” it was like AHA! this is the perfect occasion to suggest buzzed! buzz! buzzer! buzzing! and the perplexing buzzink!

secret: apparently in some previous lifetime I had come to the same conclusion that I did today, which is to scrape what was actually decent from that old idea I was looking for and put it onto a funnier new idea and so I just had to open up the document with that new idea and there it was.

siiiiigh

trying to track down the remnants of an ancient idea and Bing probably thinks I’m drunk searching for “nawriyear” it’s all like “u mean ‘new years day’????”