me: oh good I only have 7 more sections of this story
me:
me: but maybe I could have them enjoy a sumptuous spread of cheese and crackers on that hike they’re going to take

ticklishvagina:

Okay but here’s the thing

I have this task for some Norwegian class to find a poem that i like, and then read it to the class

and i just found the best poem ever written

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translation:

Dear, babycarrot – Henrik Ibsen 1942

Babycarrot

small

ugly

lives in the shadow of the carrot

babycarrot

EROTICA IS REALLY HARD TO WRITE SOMETIMES b/c if you’re any good at it you’re turning yourself on the entire time like how am I……supposed…..to get anything…….done………..

mls-classics:

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

What an excellent article, who knew!