WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING EXPERIENCES

  • crippling self-loathing while paging through ex’s photos
  • vicious fandom shitposting
  • indulgent mockery of ex’s sub-par blog content
  • ad-laden blog articles with LOTS OF CAPS!!!!!!!! AND OPINIONS!!!!!!!
  • pornography

I love using the word “revue” in lieu of “review” when it isn’t appropriate

argh every WordPress template on Theme Garden is not author-friendly! today’s Flavor of webpage design is very graphics-heavy and my content will have nice images but it won’t be SUPER graphics-heavy… disappointing