what do you call drinking water real slow
watersip down
formatting for Smashwords is slow goin’ but I’m sooooooo cloooooooose
H U H
me looking at a townhouse like
okay not the worst townhouse I’ve ever seen definitely not I can look at the next–
yeah I mean okay I could keep going
NOPE
ok some things today
holy fuckin shit the guy I work with for my new project is way cool, I totally misjudged him at first because he reminded me SO MUCH of one of only two male humans I would actually claw if I saw them again but he is the best new coworker since Nik and I also like his boss so that’s……good.
there are rumblings and rumors and I am carefully pricking my ears….. mmhmmmmm. #meetinglife
people I love are finding wells of righteous anger and I LIKE IT
Jake is my guardian bear I will fight anyone who says otherwise
okay let’s do this, let’s go, fall….. I have seen a lot of crows and sign rainbows, I think this is gonna be a good season
I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it
They’ve done studies and the “fake it till you make it” mindset actually works and if you keep up a mantra you come to believe it after a time. It actually is how I came to really love myself.
on this day only, my curse is lifted, and everyone can see me
unfortunately now every time I hear the word bisexual I hear it in the Kimmy Schmidt theme BIIIII SEX-U-AL
We can see ‘em, dammit! It’s a MIRACLE!
