tmw being a journalist once upon a time comes in handy because you can “get ready for a brainstorming session” by basically pretending you’re about to interview your coworker

I work with an incredible Chinese woman who says “let me share my screen” in just

the most wonderful way

“let me share my screen”

now that Mr. Shoes is gone, I have my sights set on the guy who calls himself the authority on all things trivia but couldn’t believe there was a WHOLE BOOK! DEDICATED! to CROWS and RAVENS!!

once I’ve made up my mind, things tend to fall into place. proof of universe as computer simulation or of my deity status???

potential employer: it’s all about the exposure!

potential employer:

potential employer: this is the part where you expose yourself