oh yeah I’ll tell you something
I think you’ll understand
when I say that something
I wanna mold your flan
Prairie Home Companion came on today on the way to get coffee and I started having flashbacks so I put on my best Garrison voice and just went for it:
“I’m Garrison Keillor, and you’re cleaning your mother-in-law’s house.”
protagonist having a very Tina Belcher moment like
His hind was tight and muscled, and a strange urge arose in her fingers to reach out and cup it.
occasionally when planning my series I feel a little bad because I will take scenes wholesale from my life and transplant them into space. like when this one guy I have some slight interest in started talking about sportball and I was just like lol no. and walked away
that scene is gonna make it straight into my book. names changed to protect the identities etc etc but that’s about it
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM
EVERYTHING
