I can’t decide which is a better description of our new guy: awkwardly charming or charmingly awkward
today’s “the kind of” character: the kind of guy who wears the same plaid shirts every day into his 30s and 40s because in junior high his crush told him “oh you totally pull that off, babe”
earlier this lady was like… irate about us not having “books for babies,” so I was all: here’s the illustrated storybooks and the board books! and she was like no. i want BOOKS for BABIES. not (gesture at board books) these. Younger than this!!!!
what did she mean? what kind of book is a Book for Babies??? Because I don’t think babies really care what you read to them. Babies can’t read
the power of the Babe
Think of it as sharp and commanding, like a crow!
my dear friend Tom, everyone.
posting this so it’s on my blog forever.
all these stories where ppl get pissed about aliens using us as food like bitch please you only get to think that because you’ve been at the top of your planet’s food chain for a little while and gotten soft about putting “"predators”“ behind bars in zoo cages and thinking you rule the world, well guess what buddy there’s a new sheriff in town
GOD UGH I hate how my voice sounds in my own ears. I’m so shrill and sharp and bossy ugh
I did it. I went back through my manuscript and collected all of the worldbuilding and timeline notes. AHHHH
even the devil sheep, which appears for three paragraphs, is a tribute to someone dear. this devil sheep’s for you, kid