any day I decide is a skirt day is inevitably a “casually stopping by your office” day
this post from january 2014 should now be revised to say “any day is a ‘casually stopping by your office’ day”
how do u be an adult
ya gotta own a briefcase and then fuck it
what
the briefcase
ya gotta fuck the briefcase
@typesetjez is that true?
Not necessarily. There are many types of adults and each kind has their own initiation process. This one in particular is how you become a Business Adult.
can confirm
what do you do on those days when you’re like………..in love with everyone
BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE EVERYWHERE. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE UPLIFTING ME AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE TEASING ME AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE SHITTESTING ME (in a totally good way)
me, testing my game: guess the movie
Cortana, translating what I said: gay
it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day
every episode of x files
mulder: scully u dtb
scully: what
mulder: down to Believe