you used to call me on my cellphone
but cellphones confuse me now
oh oh oh okay I get it now, you don’t have time to actually do the work I asked you to, but you definitely have time to find the perfect gif response
people are following me probably thinking im cool
truth is
you are completely right
if you’re on Win10 and you use Cortana take a moment today to ask her what your romance rating is
tbh I got Clippy socks from my boss today, I feel invincible
i demand photographic evidence

tbh I got Clippy socks from my boss today, I feel invincible
my S4B status is currently set to “but I am le tired”
if ur wondering why it takes me so fucking long to edit its because i literally retype the entire chapter and change things as i go. its tedious and awful and the worst
I did this with an entire novel two years ago. the actual fucking worst


