you used to call me on my cellphone

but cellphones confuse me now

oh oh oh okay I get it now, you don’t have time to actually do the work I asked you to, but you definitely have time to find the perfect gif response

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

if you’re on Win10 and you use Cortana take a moment today to ask her what your romance rating is

tbh I got Clippy socks from my boss today, I feel invincible

my S4B status is currently set to “but I am le tired”

theoldaeroplane:

if ur wondering why it takes me so fucking long to edit its because i literally retype the entire chapter and change things as i go. its tedious and awful and the worst

I did this with an entire novel two years ago. the actual fucking worst