cincodenada replied to your post: you know you’re scared of your mother when…
You can just talk about me all lunch. I’m fascinating.
this is true. I could explain all about how you were once in the Fold, and then you were Led Astray, and now you’re my BFF and we have a hypothetical sex life and I tell you all about my strange bedroom habits. YEAH RIGHT JOEL
you know you’re scared of your mother when…
you’re making a list of “safe lunch conversation topics” for when you dine with her in half an hour
and there are really only three things you know you can safely talk about
and they all are primarily about other people
but definitely not your boyfriend
