I want your second and third editions if you know what I mean.
I don’t wanna do good things…I wanna do great things.
Lex Luthor (via giveit2yourmomma)
“Can my sonic screwdriver unlock your heart?” “Wanna play… Doctor?” and, of course: “Let me see your Boh-face.”
1. “Only if you call me Sexy.”
2. “Doctor…who?”
3. “Just Jack me off.”
I mean…Hel-LO August.
hahahaha I’m not sure which version I like better, the anon one or the not-anon one.
but. THIS IS THE CREEPIEST PICKUP LINE YOU EVER USED ON ANYONE JOEL
Anonymously send me a corny pick up line.
oh my god
OH MY GOD YES
