me as a creator: ugh. this is so melodramatic. this is way too obvious. look at this predictable shit dialogue. how can you claim this nonsense is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?! you call yourself a writer?!?!
me as a consumer: MMMM MELODRAMA **predicts opening line with maniacal glee** YES OF COURSE HE’S NICE NOW THEY’RE IN LOVE IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT EVERYTHING IS CLICHE I’M GOING TO RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY

coworker: I’m out as asexual and queer to my team now
me: nice
coworker: it’s so funny, I tend to attract/date polyamorous people
me: …nice.

sometimes I look at my pile of luck and I’m like wow. wow. I wish I could share this with others wow.

mls-classics:

with-amore-infinito:

way to my heart: persist in pun wars and be the kind of person whose dashing good looks are totally wasted on them

Puns and dashing good looks? You’re running with a good crowd, August.

you sure dashed off a response right quick, Tom.

way to my heart: persist in pun wars and be the kind of person whose dashing good looks are totally wasted on them

mls-classics:

You’re rubbing off on me Corgi and August. I just had an inner monologue at a ship that said: “POLYAMORY POLYAMORY”

**dances** I’ll make an OT3 out of every ship yet

I just came up with a 3-word summary for Daugment on Twitter and I kind of love it

“Release the hounds.”

welp we started doing the streaming business today… check it out: thehnoskos and thedamnshames on Twitch, when we’re online