thanks be to job, which let me stay home with Jake today, who is just great. he’s just wonderful. he took a bite of the raisin bread I was eating, declared he would get his own piece, then offered it for me to tax in repayment. best!!!!!!

partlysmith:

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

670 on Daugment already and it’s not even 1pm

🙌

annapear said:
wait NO don’t unfollow me I’m sorrrry about the hockey comic

YOU’RE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT SORRY AND I LIKE IT

in the spirit of that bitter irony/genuine enjoyment post I hereby announce that I am going to be giving my Tumblr dashboard its chill back this year so if I unfollow you just know that you were 2 hot 2 handle