Men.
They look where cookies aren’t and say this will not do.
My dad bakes far more than my mum ever has, I really don’t see how it’s gay.
baking cookies is the gayest thing ever, if by gay you mean HAPPY FUCKING TIMES. I mean, c’mon! there’s dough to be eaten! there’s chocolate chips to be stolen (even if you don’t eat them)! there’s flour to be thrown and dishwashing partyfights to be had!
I say let men enjoy cookies. I say let women enjoy cookies. I say let men enjoy eating cookies off of men’s hairy masculine chests. I say let women enjoy seductively feeding each other little cookie bits. I say
COOKIES FOR ALL