I recorded a voiceover for an internal video yesterday and my coworker (who wrote the script and is directing the video) just popped in to tell me that the first words out of the reviewing executive’s mouth were, “nice audio track!”

me, intimidating: my stories have plots… and resolutions

castielsteenwolf:

yourspookyginger:

my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing

i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants more ketchup im out of my seat in a second

@amekay3 this is you.

I ate turkey for lunch and I want to curl up under the desk with my tryptophan

👏 stop 👏 stealing 👏 his 👏 mannerisms 👏