me: i’m a hardass bad motherfucker who doesnt care about ur shit
also me: *holds back tears while watching Balto*

Daugment chapter revised WOO! 1695 words for this one, a shorter one

with-amore-infinito:

we were jonesing for coffee so we went to the only coffee place (Starbucks) nearby that’s open on a Saturday evening and as we’re pulling out there’s an ambulance with its lights flashing coming towards us and we’re both silently watching it and suppressing our inner cynicism like no no way there’s no way and then they turned into the drive-thru

wee-oo wee-oo

this is one of those old stories that has never gone away. whenever there is serious disaster in someone’s future but there’s nothing to do but laugh about it, that’s when I go

wee-oo wee-oo
donuts donuts

hehehe I used to make so many stupid movies in Pinnacle Studio