is it bad and wrong that I would happily play a simulation game of my real job

when you thought you were ok??? but nope????

people who claim things constantly creep me out. “my husband.” “my boyfriend.” “my 3-year-old.” like they don’t have names? like you haven’t taken enough pictures of them or told enough anecdotes about them that I don’t know who they are, or couldn’t figure it out if I cared? sheesh.

with-amore-infinito:

okay last post before I close the internet (she says): in every NaNo since 2010, I’ve used the expression “finding purchase.” it’s a self-referential callback to the title of my winning novel that year. #narcissist

HA I just edited this part of Daugment today. I still do this. let’s find out in 10 years if it’s still happening (likelihood: high)

another 2823-word Daugment chapter edited 🙌

me: oh, I should take a painkiller.
Jake: hey, you need me to get you one?
Cortana: here’s a definition I found for “need.”