I should just stamp PARENTAL ADVISORY on my forehead

eudaemaniacal:

eudaemaniacal:

a young lady purchased a copy of dream thieves for her friend, who did not actually own any of the Bird Lad books and had just read library copies, because it was her friend’s favorite in the series. i said “ah, then you are a Ronan Girl, i see” in a very arch way and they just kinda lost it

“I’m Adam!!!!! I’m Adam!!!!!” the one doing the buying insisted thru snorts

MAN OH MAN Corgi. Corgiiiii. now you’ve got me pining for Speed Racer, hot damn

anybody got song recs for “making fun of someone’s poor choice in partners”

theoldaeroplane:

theoldaeroplane:

whoa

i had heard the speed racer movie was super larger than life technicolor but they were not fucking exaggerating

films/shows that incorporate the environment/settings as characters in their own right are the Best

THAT MOVIE HAS MY FAVORITE ON-SCReEN KISS Of FLSAS SASLL TIEM OF ALL TIME

dear coworker C inspired me to work on some melodramatic poetry