day started out with shitfeels but here are some highlights:

  • a favorite PM told me I was his favorite writer <3333
  • work BFF showed up in my cafeteria and cupped my entire face with her hand because yes
  • traded life secrets with Brazilian coworker and am going to send him smutbook
  • determined with Jake that “muggles” is the correct term for monos
  • sassiest friend confirmed all my interpersonal theories about my old team

scootermoto:

Why is everyone who is reblogging my Shirtless Movers posts so horny for those god damn Shirtless Movers????

I gotta tell you that I’m now considering starting a Shirtless Movers business in Star Citizen because of your god damn Shirtless Movers post omfg

never fall for a normie. never fall for a normie. never fall for a normie.

Jake makes me better at empathy. JERK

empathy is the worst. but also the best. I also made a rough cut of a Star Citizen video tonight and wow I forgot how much I love editing

lmao I love how no one can comprehend how I could possibly work with just one monitor. well folks, I was not born rich