I have an app idea what do I do now
older coworker the other day was like, to me and 30-something manfriend: “uhhh. tell me, millenials. is ”“adulting”“…….. is that…… that isn’t really a word right. that’s not a word the ”‘kids’“ are ’’saying” these days. is it.“
tmw your metaphor for a social situation would make a great short film
gonna be trk trash in a few days. I can sense it.
there’s just about nowhere I feel more uncomfortable about my pronunciation of GIF than in front of coworkers at ~the company~ so the other day when I had to say it out loud I said “what a perfect guh-jiff for the situation!!”
this is pretty much a summary of what I write when I write space pirates
“So,” Dragon says, leaning in conspiratorially, “is he a good kisser?”
“What?” The young woman starts and whirls on Dragon, clutching her cup to her face as if for protection. “Sorry, did I hear you correctly?”
“Probably. It’s a weird question, I know. But–is he?”
The girl’s eyes widen, then glance back at her table. She gets a soft smile. “Yeah. I mean. I think so. Either I only kissed bad kissers before him, or yes. He’s a good kisser.”
Dragon nods, satisfied. “Good. Well. Hope you don’t mind if I offer him a job.”
what’s your life rated
[strums guitar] this next song is dedicated to you. it is called You Are So Cute & I Am So Mad. because you are very cute. and i am very mad about it
MStiefs’ authorly internet experience has taught me that it was probably a good idea to just out and write the smut, so that those “’‘probing”“ questions are already answered when the reader is done reading heh
my ability to manifest events, objects, and outcomes still freaks me out