my coworker told us he was “swimming in sneakers” so I wrote him a haiku about it. somehow no one has fired me yet
tfw your favorite Lion King quote is exactly what this moment needed
today I am die
A Poem About Silicon Valley, Assembled From Quora Questions About Silicon Valley
Cockblock
Divide et impera is explained in the textbook to be someone to get in between two on purpose and from my personal experience that is called a “cockblock”.
“thanks man :)”
you’re welcome, random work person who doesn’t know my gender because my parents gave me an androgynous name AND androgynous genes
754 tonight
