theres this post going around where various other lesbians talk about how great it is to be in love, and how affectionate they are with each other, and, uh, kat and i love each other very much but we mostly show it by very seriously intoning to each other “worm… loves worm”
worm loves worm.
bout to start another one of those short story year-round projects awwww yeahhhhh
so I’m reading Zen in the Art of Writing for the third time. for inspiration :’D
probably in the next two years we’re gonna do the Marry and i don’t want a big dumb ~*~vintagey
~*~ wedding bc we pretty much arent doing a ceremony/that stuff period. but ohhhh my god do i want a trim 40s skirt suit for it
We will be sure to send you something both horrifyingly rustic and traditional~. Like a carved garlic press from appalachia or something.
it will be MUCH appreciated. maybe a chip n dip shaped like a buggy
can I interest you in a redwood cheese tray from a backwoods town in Northern California
is it shaped like a mustache
it’s……a slab
probably in the next two years we’re gonna do the Marry and i don’t want a big dumb ~*~vintagey
~*~ wedding bc we pretty much arent doing a ceremony/that stuff period. but ohhhh my god do i want a trim 40s skirt suit for it
We will be sure to send you something both horrifyingly rustic and traditional~. Like a carved garlic press from appalachia or something.
it will be MUCH appreciated. maybe a chip n dip shaped like a buggy
can I interest you in a redwood cheese tray from a backwoods town in Northern California
pros and cons of ravenclaw house
pros:
- most artistic house
- good at thinking outside the box
- the best story tellers hands down
- they’d be that one kid who manages to solve the problems and help everyone else understand the work because the teacher can’t explain it right
- really humorous in general, sarcastic and satirical is their best
- good mediators for any sort of argument
- great at brainstorming sessions
cons:
- hipster scum
- they’re, overall, the laziest house
- tend to be condescending even if their grades suck because they know all the answers
- most likely to be stoners
- whiny babies
- put everything off until the last minute because they “work best under pressure”
- they get a song stuck in their head and they hum it for the rest of the day until you hate them, the song, and everything else
sometimes you just say fuck it and submit the uber-nerd article to your work’s book club