pterick:

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

“I’m sorry, I can’t change an event on a celestial calendar”

bechdels:

the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible

I post these things so Tumblr knows I’m doing the lord’s work

for the record, here is the response:

it was worse before I fixed it but

toasters

not a bad reference

me six months ago: hey team! we should definitely make sure we address pronouns for ~the product~ because that is an important human dialogue right now

team six months ago: this is weird and dumb can we just publish a cop-out answer

team now: GUYS READ ALL THESE IMPORTANT ARTICLES ABOUT PLURAL THEY AND PERSONAL PRONOUNS AND IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT WE LOOK LIKE WE’RE ENGAGING IN THE IMPORTANT HUMAN DIALOGUE ABOUT PRONOUNS HERE

me now: oh

remember, kids, one little compliment can make your dev’s day.