me: *sees a small silly project by ~the company~ making the rounds unbeknownst*
me: nice
things thing THINGS are happening things ARE HAPPENING THINGS are happening things ARE happening THINGS are HAPPENING
truly, I say unto ye, if one, as a writer, doth not throw shade both passive and aggressive, then one hath passed up the opportunity of a lifetime
Clarke noted that, contrary to popular rumor, it was a complete coincidence that each of the letters of Hal’s name immediately preceded those of IBM in the alphabet.
my tin windup dog just scared the ever-living fuck out of me by moving. then when I petted his nose in awkward self-defense he wagged his tail
wearing my engagement ring today because my wedding ring got nasty dried cheese on it and I FORGET HOW GOOD THIS RING IS. made from the heat shield of the space shuttles. yeaaahhhhh buddy