things I did not expect to do today: see myself in ~the company’s~ career development material on Twitter

int0themidnightsun:

novelconcepts:

Repeat after me, kids: your significant other liking multiple genders does nothing to invalidate the fact that they like you best.

It simply means that they could have chosen literally anyone on earth, regardless of gender, and yet they still picked you.

Your hair is floofy and cute!

mls-classics:

with-amore-infinito:

thank you!! 🙂 I’m thinking about shaving one side and letting the floofy continue on the other. just to twist the cognitive dissonance dial up a notch.

Hi, I’m Thomas Pinkerton, and I endorse Sidecuts for August 2016.

you’re not the only one, sir, apparently the interwebz clamor for my hair to be gone on one side

you have the same hair

it gets eerier. when we moved to this apartment we moved in a piece of old family art from Jake’s mom’s house. it’s a painting of….potentially…..two of our relatives from the early 1800s. we’re too close