if you remember nothing else, remember how I loved random

The trick is to enjoy life. Don’t wish away your days waiting for better ones ahead.

Marjorie Hinckley
(via psych-facts)

that one time your 23-year-old brother had more sense than your 56-year-old mother

in better news family things are progressi?ng?? ish. they’ll get there

eudaemaniacal:

it astounds me that i have nothing in my “i hate this” tag given that i hate all things

please regale me with your hatred of me.