Twitter has almost gotten me into trouble so many times like AUGUST YOUR BOSS READS THAT

some days I wake up and there’s ~notthecompany~ hate on my dash and I just chuckle and smile and nod to myself

if you’re intimidating and you know it clap your hands

but real soft so as not to scare anyone

krudman:

2014: Comic Sans and Papyrus are the worst

2015: How have I lived without Comic Sans and Papyrus in my heart?