the best texts from your mentor begin with “fuck it”

okay coming back to work today with a raging headache and an equally raging

determination

hey what did you expect. I do not possess the implement for a raging hard-on

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET, PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE FOLLOWING EXPERIENCES

  • crippling self-loathing while paging through ex’s photos
  • vicious fandom shitposting
  • indulgent mockery of ex’s sub-par blog content
  • ad-laden blog articles with LOTS OF CAPS!!!!!!!! AND OPINIONS!!!!!!!
  • pornography

I love using the word “revue” in lieu of “review” when it isn’t appropriate