fantasy: you’ve dreamed of him for years, and he smells exactly like you’d imagined. in his arms, you feel small, thrillingly helpless. he draws you into a warm, overwhelming embrace, tips your chin back, and gazes into your eyes. “I’ve always wanted this,” he whispers, and then he kisses you – a deep, perfect, tickling kiss.
reality: his beard smelled like Easy Cheese I couldn’t do it
unconscious bias training is a good idea
painful to see the Amazon article… working at ~the company~ has absolutely been nothing like that. work/life balance was my priority and the company’s from day one, explicitly stated and followed through on in meaningful ways. apparently the perception of ~the company~ is that it’s bloated, lame, no one gets any work done, no one works on anything cool. shrug!!! this place has been great for a fool like me.
homestuck runner
I love
that all
According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.
sheds a single tear
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“thank you….for your brain…..” – very flustered coworker